Saturday, 26 Shivring 2017
Saturday, 19 Shivring 2017
I wonder what would happen if, during Dolt 45*’s State of the Union address, various Democratic Congresscritters would, one by one, pounce on the many lies that Forrest Drumpf will be spewing, and interject just one word – WRONG! – into the conversation. Each one of them independently, one by one, during the course of the speech.
I also wonder, a la Animal House, what would happen…
if everyone started doing this while saying the word bullshit during the bullshit portion of the State of the Union Address this year.
Inquiring minds want to know…
* – big props to Balloon Juice and the proprietor thereof for making me aware of this moniker for the PeeResident. And getting me to wonder, is there a site on the internets that keeps an up to date listing of the many referents to the Mafia Owned Don? It appears that, even at this early date, there is at least one which tries to include attribution in its’ listings. And of course you might also be getting there because you went to Follow Me Here in days of yore (like I did) and you found it there before you found it here. The more things change…
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Fryday, 11 Shivring 2017
Saw this just before the Stupor Bowl started. Can’t believe the rampant Republicant jingoism (PapaDoc and Bar? Really?) during the spectacle, and I just saw a murderer’s row of farging Republicant iceholes at the game sitting on those seats that cost as much today as many Social Security recipients receive for all of 2017. Wonderful work from Bill Maher on Friday’s New Rules:
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Humpday, 8 Shivring 2017
It appears that the Pee Resident is becoming increasingly aware that it is going to be uuugely difficult to bs his way through this gig and that stacking the deck in his new corporate takeover venture isn’t quite as easy as bankrupting a casino, and that pounding his tiny fists on the Oval Office desk isn’t going to help the situation. So he’s taking on
Vince McMahon Gropenfuhrer Schwarzengrabber and his abysmal teevee ratings. Hey, sub-Rosa – there are probably a lot of people out there who are boycotting Celebrity Apprentice because the T Rumpfire is getting executive producer money for the show. Which points out once more to the studio audience that Lord Poutleroy’s tantrum is all about himself, that it’s his fault and his responsibility, and once again he is distracting amerikkkans and blaming others for his failures.
Then again it’s still the same old story – Republicant hypocrisy, projection, and implementation of their Reich wing agenda. Sometimes it’s the same Republicant iceholes who were originally doing this during the Chimperor’s reign – not to mention chief hypocrite Mitch McConnell* by name or anything like that – and can now gleefully ignore all that civility and politeness stuff that they’ve been paying lip service to all these years.
I frelling hate being fairly to annoyingly Cassandra-like in my situational analysis of the Hair Fuhror regime, especially considering how that particular legend played out and my recent friendly(?) fire incident with barry effing crimmins. And I am reminded of the words attributed to a thousands year old being in a legend of yore:
I am not altogether on anybody’s side, because no one is altogether on my side.
So I am trying to keep my powder dry and make sure I can do what little us citizens will be allowed to do during the HorrorClown junta’s reign. And making lots of snacks, adjusting my comfy chair, and watching, third-hand, all of the clusterCheneys that the Four Year Olds’ Reich go through as they implode. And trying to avoid using any powder if at all possible – especially if I can watch all those teabaggers engage in a circular firing squad – and make sure I stay out of the blast zone. You know that conservatives are actively using those liberal hunting licenses now, right?
Let’s be careful out there…
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* – who continually forgets to mention that his wife is one of the people he wants to be able to install into a gubmint position with little to no vetting, and that this position on confirming people to gubmint positions is the exact opposite of his opinion on the subject when that socialist muslimoid commie pinko fag junkie B.Hussein Obama was president. Funny how that works…
Tuesday, 13 Conclusion 2016
So Republicants have been threatening to shut down the government if they don’t get to illegally install a madman as Secretary of Defense.
Good! Every day that they shut down the government over this is another day that the Insane Horror Clown can’t do anything more to wreck amerikkka. And any Democrats out there should promise an equal reaction to any of Forrest Drumpf‘s initiatives. If they need Democrats to establish a quorum, then Democrats don’t show up. If they can be filibustered, they should be filibustered – just like Republicants have been doing to Obama and the Democrats for the last eight years. If Turtle Boy McChicken$hit needs help in the Senate with anything, throw him a frelling anchor.
It might not stop the upcoming T Rumpmageddon, but it might just slow it down enough to let amerikkka survive these traitorous arseholes.
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So the Combover Caligula is going to start sending text messages to the whole nation when he illegally occupies the white House for the next four years. I sure hope they are one way texts for his sake, because if I get any more crap from the Republcant iceholes who are going to destroy this country I will be responding in an appropriate manner. As I’m guessing quite a few million of my countrymen will be doing as well.
These idiots deserve to be treated the way they have treated Barack Obama for his entire presidency – deny them any sort of legitimacy, oppose them at every step, and expose their traitorous actions to the amerikkkan people.
Thursday, 8 Conclusion 2016
I managed to catch last night’s episode of the Daily Show, and being similarly unimpressed with the institution of marriage, I would like to suggest the following phrase when discussing marriage:
Marriage is an institution – and I have no desire to be institutionalized at any time.
My good friend Jack Cluth just barely missed being street pizza within the last 24 hours. As usual, through a lot of luck and some impeccable timing one human being made it and another is taking the big dirt nap.
Having seen death real up close and personal when my roommate died a few years ago, I can personally attest to just being close to such an event is extremely unsettling.
Hope things work out okay, Jack. Count those lucky stars and hope you have more of them tucked in your back pocket for the next time…
Tuesday, 6 Conclusion 2016
Apparently the southern states of ths USA are going through natural disasters which are almost biblical. And I have yet to hear from any of the usual religiously insane idiots (like Pat Effing Robertson or Mike The Hucksterbee) about how this is Gawd’s divine retribution for supporting a short fingered disaster monkey in the election. and pissing away any sort of moral high ground that they may have thought they had. Not that that will stop them from being religiously insane pontificating dunsels.
Funny how that works…
Sunday, 5 Conclusion 2016
Dear Gerrymandering Republicant Election Thieves:
Do you realize that the nomination of someone to head the Department of Health and Human Services who is determined to dismantle Social Security benefits (including Medicare) is ratcheting up the stress levels of a significant proportion of the amerikkkan people? If so, is it considered a design bonus or a design flaw? Or was it the whole point all along? Because, you know, end times and rapture and all, but also too mass hysteria and cats and dogs living together, and has this really been simulated and rehearsed enough?
I guess we will be finding out shortly…