Category Archives: Politics

Go Falcons!

Fryday, 11 Shivring 2017

Saw this just before the Stupor Bowl started. Can’t believe the rampant Republicant jingoism (PapaDoc and Bar? Really?) during the spectacle, and I just saw a murderer’s row of farging Republicant iceholes at the game sitting on those seats that cost as much today as many Social Security recipients receive for all of 2017. Wonderful work from Bill Maher on Friday’s New Rules:

Share and Enjoy! before Republicants *make* it illegal to criticize the gubmint…

Let’s You And Them Fight

Humpday, 8 Shivring 2017

It appears that the Pee Resident is becoming increasingly aware that it is going to be uuugely difficult to bs his way through this gig and that stacking the deck in his new corporate takeover venture isn’t quite as easy as bankrupting a casino, and that pounding his tiny fists on the Oval Office desk isn’t going to help the situation. So he’s taking on Vince McMahon Gropenfuhrer Schwarzengrabber and his abysmal teevee ratings. Hey, sub-Rosa – there are probably a lot of people out there who are boycotting Celebrity Apprentice because the T Rumpfire is getting executive producer money for the show. Which points out once more to the studio audience that Lord Poutleroy’s tantrum is all about himself, that it’s his fault and his responsibility, and once again he is distracting amerikkkans and blaming others for his failures.

Then again it’s still the same old story – Republicant hypocrisy, projection, and implementation of their Reich wing agenda. Sometimes it’s the same Republicant iceholes who were originally doing this during the Chimperor’s reign – not to mention chief hypocrite Mitch McConnell* by name or anything like that – and can now gleefully ignore all that civility and politeness stuff that they’ve been paying lip service to all these years.

I frelling hate being fairly to annoyingly Cassandra-like in my situational analysis of the Hair Fuhror regime, especially considering how that particular legend played out and my recent friendly(?) fire incident with barry effing crimmins. And I am reminded of the words attributed to a thousands year old being in a legend of yore:

I am not altogether on anybody’s side, because no one is altogether on my side.

So I am trying to keep my powder dry and make sure I can do what little us citizens will be allowed to do during the HorrorClown junta’s reign. And making lots of snacks, adjusting my comfy chair, and watching, third-hand, all of the clusterCheneys that the Four Year Olds’ Reich go through as they implode. And trying to avoid using any powder if at all possible – especially if I can watch all those teabaggers engage in a circular firing squad – and make sure I stay out of the blast zone. You know that conservatives are actively using those liberal hunting licenses now, right?

Let’s be careful out there…

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* – who continually forgets to mention that his wife is one of the people he wants to be able to install into a gubmint position with little to no vetting, and that this position on confirming people to gubmint positions is the exact opposite of his opinion on the subject when that socialist muslimoid commie pinko fag junkie B.Hussein Obama was president. Funny how that works…

Shut It Down

Tuesday, 13 Conclusion 2016

So Republicants have been threatening to shut down the government if they don’t get to illegally install a madman as Secretary of Defense.

Good! Every day that they shut down the government over this is another day that the Insane Horror Clown can’t do anything more to wreck amerikkka. And any Democrats out there should promise an equal reaction to any of Forrest Drumpf‘s initiatives. If they need Democrats to establish a quorum, then Democrats don’t show up. If they can be filibustered, they should be filibustered – just like Republicants have been doing to Obama and the Democrats for the last eight years. If Turtle Boy McChicken$hit needs help in the Senate with anything, throw him a frelling anchor.

It might not stop the upcoming T Rumpmageddon, but it might just slow it down enough to let amerikkka survive these traitorous arseholes.

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Absolutely Amazing

Tuesday, 6 Conclusion 2016

Apparently the southern states of ths USA are going through natural disasters which are almost biblical. And I have yet to hear from any of the usual religiously insane idiots (like Pat Effing Robertson or Mike The Hucksterbee) about how this is Gawd’s divine retribution for supporting a short fingered disaster monkey in the election. and pissing away any sort of moral high ground that they may have thought they had. Not that that will stop them from being religiously insane pontificating dunsels.

Funny how that works…

Quick Thought For The Day

Sunday, 5 Conclusion 2016

Dear Gerrymandering Republicant Election Thieves:

Do you realize that the nomination of someone to head the Department of Health and Human Services who is determined to dismantle Social Security benefits (including Medicare) is ratcheting up the stress levels of a significant proportion of the amerikkkan people? If so, is it considered a design bonus or a design flaw? Or was it the whole point all along? Because, you know, end times and rapture and all, but also too mass hysteria and cats and dogs living together, and has this really been simulated and rehearsed enough?

I guess we will be finding out shortly…

Amerikkka Is so Screwed Right Now

Tuesday, 15 Betteroff, 2016

An orange terror ditto monkey has been electorated as pResident of these United states of Amerikkka*, and while I’m happy that stand-up philosophers will have lots of material for the next four years (at least) I now fear that Emperor Cartagia might make the profession a bit more risky. I’m also sad that the courts will be frelled for generations and prolly Mel Brooks (among others) will not live long enough to see a happy future for this country.

A couple of Republicants that I know personally will be in for a rude shock especially now that their support for T Rump made a crucial difference in the outcome and the joke is not even remotely close to amusing anymore.

And of course now everything here is in flux because when things get canceled and laws get rescinded there will be one more underemployed late 50’s white male hanging around, slowly starving, and unwillingly becoming part of the surplus population…

Share and Enjoy! – soon you may be legally required to do so if you are an amerikkkan citizen

* – it’s spelt that way for at least four years…

More Quick Questions To The Traitourous Hypocritical Republicant Trumplings Who Cast Even More Hypocritical Allegations On The Character Of The Democratic Candidate For President Of The United States Of America

Tuesday, 28 Sweltring 2016

I notice yet more streams of projectile propaganda excrement coming from the usual vacuous pieholes regarding the Clinton Foundation, even more emails – maybe even up to 100 thousand in total! – and junta-like threats of imprisoning political opponents from the campaign of the Orange Julius.

Funny – when the Ray-Guns were selling White House favors, when both PapaDoc and BabyDoc did it, you said nothing.

Also too, almost equally (but even more tragically) funny – BabyDoc lost millions of emails during the illegal immoral war in Iraq. And you blew it off like it was no big deal, and why should anyone even think about bringing it up?

Besides wondering how you can look yourself in the mirror every morning, once again I wonder why you think anyone cares what hypocritical nonsense you spew now?

Inquiring minds want to know…

Quick Question To Any Traitourous Hypocritical Republicant Trumpling Who Questions The Health Of The Democratic Candidate For President Of The United States Of America

Saturday, 26 Sweltring 2016

Why were you silent when you knew Ronnie Ray-Gun had Alzheimiers while running for president in 1984? Why did you say nothing while his cabal ran the country for the rest of his presidency while he drooled quietly into his jellybeans?

And why do you think anyone cares what hypocritical nonsense you spew now?

Inquiring minds want to know…

Minor Correction From The Funny Farm News Burro

Saturday, 12 Sweltring 2016

In the previous post, this website refereed to the Caligula Combover as a Mafia Don – which, if he were, he would not be doing any of the idiotic crap he has been in the first place. No one here wishes to disparage any organizations that might be offended by being considered to be willing to consider the Short Fingered Vulgarian as a member.

While unsure whether Forrest Drumpf still owes a favor to the american mafia, or owes a metric farkton of money to the russian mafia, or both, The Funny Farm News Burro wishes to refer to Agent Orange as Bought And Owned By The Mafia Don instead of Mafia Don.