Category Archives: Infotainment

More Quick Question(s)

Sunday, 25 Priming 2017

So now that the Petulant Horror Clown In Thief has set some more presidence by refusing to shake Angela Merkel’s hand [WARNING: video autoplays at linked site] during a recent visit, does this mean that, in the future, other foreign dignitaries will be able to refuse to touch pResident Pussy Grabber? Or even further, to decline to meet with Dolt 45 altogether? I’m thinking maybe there are a few foreign leaders interested in the answers to those questions…

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Quick Question(s)

Tuesday, 5 Priming 2017

Some people (not to mention Chris Hardwick or @midnight by name or anything like that) have suggested that we should listen to Cheetolini impersonator Anthony Atamanuik and let him substitute for The Cowardly Lyin at this years’ White House Correspondent’s Dinner.

I’m wondering if anyone has thought to invite Luther and Obama and/or any other real ex-pResidents and/or established pResidential impersonator(s)? Is Samantha Bee still thinking of putting on her alternative event? Inquiring minds want to know…

Thought Experiment(s)

Saturday, 19 Shivring 2017

I wonder what would happen if, during Dolt 45*’s State of the Union address, various Democratic Congresscritters would, one by one, pounce on the many lies that Forrest Drumpf will be spewing, and interject just one word – WRONG! – into the conversation. Each one of them independently, one by one, during the course of the speech.

I also wonder, a la Animal House, what would happen…

if everyone started doing this while saying the word bullshit during the bullshit portion of the State of the Union Address this year.

Inquiring minds want to know…

* – big props to Balloon Juice and the proprietor thereof for making me aware of this moniker for the PeeResident. And getting me to wonder, is there a site on the internets that keeps an up to date listing of the many referents to the Mafia Owned Don? It appears that, even at this early date, there is at least one which tries to include attribution in its’ listings. And of course you might also be getting there because you went to Follow Me Here in days of yore (like I did) and you found it there before you found it here. The more things change…

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Let’s You And Them Fight

Humpday, 8 Shivring 2017

It appears that the Pee Resident is becoming increasingly aware that it is going to be uuugely difficult to bs his way through this gig and that stacking the deck in his new corporate takeover venture isn’t quite as easy as bankrupting a casino, and that pounding his tiny fists on the Oval Office desk isn’t going to help the situation. So he’s taking on Vince McMahon Gropenfuhrer Schwarzengrabber and his abysmal teevee ratings. Hey, sub-Rosa – there are probably a lot of people out there who are boycotting Celebrity Apprentice because the T Rumpfire is getting executive producer money for the show. Which points out once more to the studio audience that Lord Poutleroy’s tantrum is all about himself, that it’s his fault and his responsibility, and once again he is distracting amerikkkans and blaming others for his failures.

Then again it’s still the same old story – Republicant hypocrisy, projection, and implementation of their Reich wing agenda. Sometimes it’s the same Republicant iceholes who were originally doing this during the Chimperor’s reign – not to mention chief hypocrite Mitch McConnell* by name or anything like that – and can now gleefully ignore all that civility and politeness stuff that they’ve been paying lip service to all these years.

I frelling hate being fairly to annoyingly Cassandra-like in my situational analysis of the Hair Fuhror regime, especially considering how that particular legend played out and my recent friendly(?) fire incident with barry effing crimmins. And I am reminded of the words attributed to a thousands year old being in a legend of yore:

I am not altogether on anybody’s side, because no one is altogether on my side.

So I am trying to keep my powder dry and make sure I can do what little us citizens will be allowed to do during the HorrorClown junta’s reign. And making lots of snacks, adjusting my comfy chair, and watching, third-hand, all of the clusterCheneys that the Four Year Olds’ Reich go through as they implode. And trying to avoid using any powder if at all possible – especially if I can watch all those teabaggers engage in a circular firing squad – and make sure I stay out of the blast zone. You know that conservatives are actively using those liberal hunting licenses now, right?

Let’s be careful out there…

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* – who continually forgets to mention that his wife is one of the people he wants to be able to install into a gubmint position with little to no vetting, and that this position on confirming people to gubmint positions is the exact opposite of his opinion on the subject when that socialist muslimoid commie pinko fag junkie B.Hussein Obama was president. Funny how that works…

Hokey Smokes, Quicksdraw

My good friend Jack Cluth just barely missed being street pizza within the last 24 hours. As usual, through a lot of luck and some impeccable timing one human being made it and another is taking the big dirt nap.

Having seen death real up close and personal when my roommate died a few years ago, I can personally attest to just being close to such an event is extremely unsettling.

Hope things work out okay, Jack. Count those lucky stars and hope you have more of them tucked in your back pocket for the next time…

Absolutely Amazing

Tuesday, 6 Conclusion 2016

Apparently the southern states of ths USA are going through natural disasters which are almost biblical. And I have yet to hear from any of the usual religiously insane idiots (like Pat Effing Robertson or Mike The Hucksterbee) about how this is Gawd’s divine retribution for supporting a short fingered disaster monkey in the election. and pissing away any sort of moral high ground that they may have thought they had. Not that that will stop them from being religiously insane pontificating dunsels.

Funny how that works…

Amerikkka Is so Screwed Right Now

Tuesday, 15 Betteroff, 2016

An orange terror ditto monkey has been electorated as pResident of these United states of Amerikkka*, and while I’m happy that stand-up philosophers will have lots of material for the next four years (at least) I now fear that Emperor Cartagia might make the profession a bit more risky. I’m also sad that the courts will be frelled for generations and prolly Mel Brooks (among others) will not live long enough to see a happy future for this country.

A couple of Republicants that I know personally will be in for a rude shock especially now that their support for T Rump made a crucial difference in the outcome and the joke is not even remotely close to amusing anymore.

And of course now everything here is in flux because when things get canceled and laws get rescinded there will be one more underemployed late 50’s white male hanging around, slowly starving, and unwillingly becoming part of the surplus population…

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* – it’s spelt that way for at least four years…

Ahead Of The Curve For Once

Sunday, 30 Wintring

Well it seems that I have managed to get a few things done a little bit ahead of schedule, and I am wondering how to deal with the situation. Especially being bipolar to an alarming extent and examining what it’s like to feel like you’ve actually finished something.

Which is to say that as soon as I can get a few more ducks in a row I will be putting this year’s Xmas Mega Mixx up – before Halloween! It was especially nice to be able to put a song in this year that was written and performed by a personal friend, and produced, mixed, and engineered by another in his recording studio. I am also realizing that besides that conscious xmas song grouping I have been delberately engaging in while making these mixes, there’s a lot of subconscious stuff being played out as well. I didn’t really notice the secondary theme running through this year’s selections until well after the jigsaw had been put together – and that’s all I’m saying for now except: there will be mathom distribution gifts – besides the gift of strange and wondrous yuletide music freely distributed – to be striven and fought for this year.

If you would like to check out any of the previous mixes, please email me and I will supply you with the details you need to access what is currently available.

Oh yes I am also grooving on a nice start to the Habs season, but now I have to worry about crying like a Leafs fan in April if anything goes wrong again – so it’s more of a mellow groove at this point in time. With the starting up of the NBA and Cubbies and Indians in the World Series there are an awful lot of good distracting sporting activities going on these days. Hope you get your fill – or conversely have enough other things to distract you that the sports cornucopia doesn’t get in your way. Otherwise get ready for some scary trick or treaters in your neighborhood, slow down, and take it easy.

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Shameless Pandering

Hey kids! I haven’t really been utilizing this platform properly of late what with all the trying to survive on zero income and the myriad medical probings and the existential crisis the reich wing Republicants have been going through lately, but hopefully that will change in that perhaps some of my previous journamalistic exercises will be re-released on these pages.

In the meanwhile I have been busily tweaking the Mafia Owned Don on my Twitter feed along with any other juicy targets that present themselves. Please consider following my Twitter feed and stopping by to say hello if you do that sort of thing.

And also I managed to find an old acquaintance who used to do the radio show at the Mess just before I went on. After an amazing lifetime of wondrous adventure he is now the head brewmeister at Strathcona Beer Company [warning: video autoplays at link] in Vancouver, British Columbia. Congrats Fezz and that follower your brewpub has from Michigan is Your Humble Narrator. I’m thinking of trying to convince Doc and the boys to take a trip out to sample your wares even though most of them are single malt kind of guys because everybody likes beer!

Anyways,… today also happens to be the occasion of my oldest younger sister’s fifty-fourth birthday. Remember, it’s just a number – a constantly increasing fairly large number, but still…