Category Archives: Quick Question(s)

And Yet Again Even More Quick Question(s)

Saturday, 1 Wintring 2017

Can you believe it’s Wintring already? It still feels like the early autumn summer-like heat (traditionally known by a somewhat offensive term to native americans) round these parts. I’ve been putting on the air conditioning during the afternoons to make sure the increasingly elderly animals here at The Funny Farm stay nice and comfy.

Anyways,… yet again to the next quick question at hand. A reporter for the Washington Post is tweeting that Chimperer Cheetohiro and his maladministration claim there is no port in Puerto Rico deep enough to handle ships like the USS Comfort.

Once upon a time, Your Humble Narrator was a (Computer) Systems Manager for a major cruise line. That regularly operated cruise ships running out of the port of San Juan, Puerto Rico. Up until recently, one of the finest ports in the caribbean. I can’t really get a lot of information about anything in Puerto Rico other than the entire island’s infrastructure has been wiped out. As an apnea sufferer I would almost be dead by now, risking a heart attack anytime I dozed off, and wandering around in a narcoleptic haze – which would be considered entirely acceptable collateral damage and not at all anything to lay at the feet of the Republicants currently running this country into the ground, as far as a vast majority of tRump supporters are concerned. So, anyone in a remotely similar situation would be completely frelled if they are living on that island – or any of a number of beautiful caribbean destinations – during this time of natural catastrophe. [rhetorical] I wonder why the Pussy Grabber In Chief hasn’t shown the slightest bit of interest in this situation, and is more interested in responding to perceived slights against his sterling (cough) reputation?[/rhetorical]

I also wonder if the response of the international community will be to pick up the slack, or tell the americans to get their kimchi together and start helping their people in Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands get through this disaster. I can’t say as I would blame them if they told The short fingered Vulgarian to pound sand.

What do you think? Did you hear the gubmint spokesweasel say ‘no port in Puerto Rico is deep enough to handle our relief ship’ and immediately smell the piquant odor of complete and utter horsehockey emanating from that direction? Would you consider that kind of excuse to be fair, appropriate, and/or justified at the current time? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Yet Even More Quick Question(s)

Friday, 29 Falltring 2017

Yes, surprisingly, there is a still a Pythonish flavor of breathlessly announcing that we have many more years of a silly party running our silly government these days round the Funny Farm. Not really sure what can be said along the lines of this is Drinky McDumbAss on steroids, i.e. pure elemental crystallized Republicant political policy in action, than has already been said by many many infotainers much more better at putting words together than Your Humble Narrator. Dotard 45 must be getting even deeper into the pre-Alzheimer funk that Amerikkka first experienced during the heady days of the Ronnie Ray-Gun era. Amazing how Republicant sheeple blindly follow their Glorious Leader once more over the cliff, even when he (and, yes, with Republicants, it’s always a he) increasingly shows himself to be rapidly diminishing in his facilities. What’s the equivalent of Grenada in 2018?

Anyways,… to the quick question at hand. The popular vote loser in 2016 thinks that professional NFL football players not standing for the national anthem should be fired from their jobs because they chose not to stand. I wonder how the NFL, the footbal stadium staff, and especially the Republicant football fans in the stadium, would react if the fans chose not to stand and/or remove their headgear during the national anthem? Something, by the way, that I have chosen to do pretty much every time I have been at a professional sporting event since the Horror-Clown got the Russians to help him steal the election. It does seem to upset the rest of the paying spectators – or perhaps they think they have more of a right to yap at a fellow paying customer when they see my behavior. But imagine if ove half of the stadium chose to remain seated with their hats on during the anthem? I would think that might have some impact if it managed to get out over the airwaves…

What do you think? Have you seen fans refusing to stand and/or remove their hats during the national anthem? Would you consider that kind of protest to be fair, appropriate, and/or justified at the current time? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Even More Quick Question(s)

Mid Year’s Day 2017

The pillaging and general mayhem surrounding the Republicant majority running rampant in all levels of government today* has only been ratcheted up since Republicants lost (cough) pallets of cash during their illegal immoral clusterCheney in Iraq. So much so that Perfesser Chaos and his merry band of Republicant commies has caused relative paralysis akin to nervous exhaustion round the Funny Farm for most of the calendar year. I’m also trying to figure out how I’m going to handle whatever shaft I get from the additional tax giveaways to the rich cuts to Medicare included in the latest Republicant attempt to wipe out the achievements of the scary not-completely-white muslimoid socialist who won the presidency with the largest majorities since Ray-Gun and has always been more popular then Orange Juliani on his best day. And of course everything’s just a bit more expensive, work expects just a bit more for a bit less, and guess who decided to call the Funny Farm earlier today?**

Hopefully the second half of the year will be a bit less rancid. Can everyone stop mentioning it so much when Twitterer the Grouch continues to set records for most golf outings and most taxpayer dollars wasted on travel by a pResident? If he’s out on the golf course he’s not rage legislating by fiat and tweeting the security codes to the Pentagon. Also too, it would be nice if Democratic politicians should start treating Republicants as if they are the traitorous hypocritical liars that they have shown themselves to be. Just throw all of the crap that landed at Obama’s feet back at these farging iceholes and paint the Short Fingered Vulgarian as the mafia owned traitor he has shown himself to be.

I’m so old, I remember when Republicants brought their mistresses to Congress and stopped the business of the american government because a sitting president got oral sex from someone who was not his wife. And required him to testify about it under oath. Then, as I continued to get older, I saw the Republicants refuse to allow The Illegally Installed Drunken Cokeheaded Deserter (During Wartime) or his pResident of Vice to testify about 9-11 under oath. And then lie about some additional tax giveaways to the rich sunsetting (cough) tax cuts that would expire in ten years. Then Republicants lied some more and insisted on making their additional tax giveaways to the rich tax cuts permanent. Funny how that worked…

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* – just like in the Putsch reign, except with a decade of the Peter Principle at work by the principal architects of the latest Republicant incarnation, who are often the very same people who so disastrously oversaw the last Republicant reign of error…

** – if all the links and trackbacks work, and the people who put that excellent video are still exacting revenge on the IRS scammers, the phone number they used to call me – that they asked me to call back – is (740) 299-8467. I would love to update this post and tell the blogoverse that these phone scammers have been hit yet again.

Funny Farm Editors Note, Saturday, Mid Year’s End, 2017: minor spelling and grammatical errors corrected and links beefed up. We apologize for the inconvenience…

More Quick Question(s)

Sunday, 25 Priming 2017

So now that the Petulant Horror Clown In Thief has set some more presidence by refusing to shake Angela Merkel’s hand [WARNING: video autoplays at linked site] during a recent visit, does this mean that, in the future, other foreign dignitaries will be able to refuse to touch pResident Pussy Grabber? Or even further, to decline to meet with Dolt 45 altogether? I’m thinking maybe there are a few foreign leaders interested in the answers to those questions…

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Quick Question(s)

Tuesday, 5 Priming 2017

Some people (not to mention Chris Hardwick or @midnight by name or anything like that) have suggested that we should listen to Cheetolini impersonator Anthony Atamanuik and let him substitute for The Cowardly Lyin at this years’ White House Correspondent’s Dinner.

I’m wondering if anyone has thought to invite Luther and Obama and/or any other real ex-pResidents and/or established pResidential impersonator(s)? Is Samantha Bee still thinking of putting on her alternative event? Inquiring minds want to know…

Quick Question

Saturday, 4 Conclusion 2016

So I hope it’s okay with Barry Effing @crimmins if I try and say something outside of the Twitter feed he thought it best to bully me off, but since this is my world that mothercheneying bully can quip about it all he wants and it won’t mean a frelling thing. As it usually doesn’t…

Anyways,… apparently Forrest Drumpf recently summoned the conservative mainstream media for a private off the record meeting. Hey, at least Darth Cheney waited until after stealing the election to summon the energy execs for his secret off the books cabal…

But I still haven’t seen anyone discuss, much less satisfactorily explain to me, something about this incident. Apparently Hair Fuhror started reaming the networks for their lies and that they should be ashamed of themselves. With a straight face. Apparently in complete ignorance of the irony of something like that coming from his vacuous pie hole.

What I don’t understand: the moment I heard any of this dren coming from the Mafia Owned Don I would have gathered my employees, told this pestilent pile of kimchi where he could stick his comments, leave one junior staff member to record the rest of his childish rant, tell him that this meeting is now on the record, and walked the frak out with the rest of my staff.

Am I missing something? Why did anyone put up with this kind of bullying from this megalomaniac? Why didn’t they call him out on this nonsense? Inquiring minds want to know…

More Quick Questions To The Traitourous Hypocritical Republicant Trumplings Who Cast Even More Hypocritical Allegations On The Character Of The Democratic Candidate For President Of The United States Of America

Tuesday, 28 Sweltring 2016

I notice yet more streams of projectile propaganda excrement coming from the usual vacuous pieholes regarding the Clinton Foundation, even more emails – maybe even up to 100 thousand in total! – and junta-like threats of imprisoning political opponents from the campaign of the Orange Julius.

Funny – when the Ray-Guns were selling White House favors, when both PapaDoc and BabyDoc did it, you said nothing.

Also too, almost equally (but even more tragically) funny – BabyDoc lost millions of emails during the illegal immoral war in Iraq. And you blew it off like it was no big deal, and why should anyone even think about bringing it up?

Besides wondering how you can look yourself in the mirror every morning, once again I wonder why you think anyone cares what hypocritical nonsense you spew now?

Inquiring minds want to know…

Quick Question To Any Traitourous Hypocritical Republicant Trumpling Who Questions The Health Of The Democratic Candidate For President Of The United States Of America

Saturday, 26 Sweltring 2016

Why were you silent when you knew Ronnie Ray-Gun had Alzheimiers while running for president in 1984? Why did you say nothing while his cabal ran the country for the rest of his presidency while he drooled quietly into his jellybeans?

And why do you think anyone cares what hypocritical nonsense you spew now?

Inquiring minds want to know…

Quick Questions To The pResidential Campaign Of The Short Fingered Trumperor That The Republicants Should Be Ashamed To Be Inflicting On The American People

Friday, 10 Sweltring 2016

Besides being major league arseholes to anyone approaching my level of distaste for the trainwreck you laughingly call a party platform, your town halls*, your press conferences**, and your ever-shifting Policy positions***, I’m wondering if there are still foreigners who are receiving email solicitations from your campaign. Maybe a Trumpling would care to point me to somewhere an update on the situation can be found?

Also, too – I understand that people are unable to stop recurring donations to your campaign once they have started. As a computer programmer who could fix something like that in less time than it took you to embarass yourself with your shameful behavior to the families of military veterans, I’m wondering if you can still pass this off as a bug to the patsies who got phished into that scam…

Which brings me to the real question I have: no matter how many times I unsubscribe to receive any communication from your general direction, no matter how much I report you to Hotmail as a phishing scam, no matter how much I block your steaming loads of Republicant kimchi – I still receive daily emails from your slanderous propaganda outlets. Multiple emails. Every day.

I’m wondering if you think that this is a Yuuuuuge strategery, an amaaaazing strategery, or a fantaaatstic strategery in terms of how likely this will make me want to consider any Republicant ever for any office for the rest of my voting span? Do you think that the Nigerian prince scam is a good internets business model?

Inquiring minds want to know…

* – which are so unlike the “town halls” that you meticulously planned to disrupt proceedings when it didn’t suit your agenda to cause some to wonder if doublethink has now been incorporated into Republicant Party lingo by Newtie and the Boyz

** – which have also taken the term “press conference” to hitherto unknown realms as far as reality is concerned…

*** – speaking of which, it is interesting that no one seems to be constantly questioning the Mafia Don about his silly wall which is probably hundreds of feet high by now with super nega-ray scanners that will identify humanoids before they get within 100 feet of the border and let the good ones (cough) through so they can get to their jobs on time…

Quick Note To President Obama And The Democratic Party

Friday, 1 Priming 2016

You should publicly announce your nominee for the Supreme Court Justice position vacated by that traitorous Republicant shill Antonin “Fat Tony’ Scalia as soon as possible. In fact, you should tweak the Republicant’s noses with it. And tell the american people that you have candidates lined up for nomination if the Republicants deny this one; each more liberal than the last. Then tell them that Clinton and Sanders have both agreed to put your name in for the nomination in 2017 once they are electorated. Just to watch their heads explode.

If I might make a suggestion, perhaps you would consider the former 42nd president of these United States, William Jefferson Clinton, to fill Fat Tony’s seat on the Supreme Court. Just a thought…