Monthly Archives: September 2014

There Goes That Frelling Irony Alert Siren Again

Fryday, 30 Falltring 2014

A Note To Republicants With Their Knickers In a Twist Over the Tempest In A Teacup*

Here’s a quick trip down memory lane in pictures for those traitorous unpatriotic Republicants whinging about the current president of the united states of america being insufficiently respectful while engaging in a tradition that goes all the way back to the nineteen eighties** when pResident Alzheimer’s Ray-Gun*** couldn’t remember what he was supposed to do when reviewing the troops:

look at the respect in Bush's eyes as he salutes the troops

Bush salutes the troops while trying to focus on walking and carrying a small dog at the same time

Bush salutes the troops with a dog in his hands

Bush salutes the troops with a dog in his hands

Bush salutes a reporter who dared to ask him about his corrupt criminal past

Bush salutes the nation with a smarmy look on his face

Bush salutes the nation with a smarmy look on his face again

Ray Gun salutes with the wrong hand

Isn’t it incredible that there is an amazing amount of disrespectful commentary about the slightest misstep of the scary non-white socialist commie pinko fag junkie currently resident in the white house, and twenty plus years about the liberal dope smoking hippie who got a blowjob from someone who was not his wife, but no mention of the illegally installed drunken cokeheaded deserter (during wartime), his corrupt father who illegally kept his ass out of prison while running the CIA, or the pill popping wannabe soldier who didn’t even know he was being re-electorated because the Alzheimer’s was kicking in? Almost like there’s a double standard, and Republicant high crimes, felonies, and misdemeanors go unnoticed – while any Democratic politician who is less than perfect in the performance of their electorated duties deserves to be run out of town on a rail. Funny how that works…

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* – all praise and lots of thanks for yet another fantastic piece of bloggy goodness from Roy Edroso over at alicublog

** – before you were born. Remember, kids?

***Funny Farm Fast Fact: Your Humble Narrator actually met Saint Ronnie in the cadaver flesh as he was heading up to his orifices in the Nakatomi Fox Plaza one day in mid early fall in 1997.

Quick Note To The Kroll Construction Company

Thursday, 14 Falltring 2014

When potential customers call the Kroll Construction Company the day after Labor Day for a (cough) free (cough) (cough) estimate on their emergency situation, it’s probably not a good idea to have the receptionist at the Kroll Construction Company try and lie to their faces about everybody being in a meeting and tell them that someone will get right back to them once the meeting is over, and then take a frelling week to get back to said potential customer.

It’s even worse when, after the Kroll Construction Company finally gets back to that potential customer and leaves a message on their voice mail to call the Kroll Construction Company back so that an appointment to look things over and provide that estimate can be arranged, said potential customer does try and call the Kroll Construction Company back only to get a hostile, unprofessional, and incompetent receptionist who puts you on hold for ten minutes, then basically calls you a liar for informing her that you are returning a call from the company, and then refuses to deal with you in a professional manner.

I would strongly recommend that no one should expect to be treated like a human being from this corporate welfare queen. If you ever face the prospect of having to deal with the Kroll Construction Company I strongly suggest you search for an alternative in the construction business that has better business ethics and a more professional and courteous staff than this one.

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The Treefall And The Damage Done

Humpday, 6 Falltring 2014

All of the results aren’t in yet, but hopefully* the tree will be removed and a tarp put over the farking big hole in my roof before the rain starts (it looks like it aill be starting any time now). They were remarking how calm I was yesterday and how well I was taking the whole situation – and now I’m wondering if they decided I needed to be stressed a bit more about things and thought they could help ratchet it up a bit if they took my money and then didn’t show up to do the job.

Anyways,… here’s a few of the pics I have taken of the scene so far:

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Happy Labor Day!

* – we are currently into the day late and dollar short part of the programme whereby the company that took my deposit for the work to be done yesterday is now two hours late from their supposed start time today.

Last minute update 10 AM – just called the tree removal company – they told me that they couldn’t get a crew in for the holiday so they’ve scheduled their people to come in tomorrow morning first thing. And for now they are getting somebody to come over with a tarp and throw it over everything for tonight. Rain rain go away and come again some other day…