Tuesday, 13 Conclusion 2016
So Republicants have been threatening to shut down the government if they don’t get to illegally install a madman as Secretary of Defense.
Good! Every day that they shut down the government over this is another day that the Insane Horror Clown can’t do anything more to wreck amerikkka. And any Democrats out there should promise an equal reaction to any of Forrest Drumpf‘s initiatives. If they need Democrats to establish a quorum, then Democrats don’t show up. If they can be filibustered, they should be filibustered – just like Republicants have been doing to Obama and the Democrats for the last eight years. If Turtle Boy McChicken$hit needs help in the Senate with anything, throw him a frelling anchor.
It might not stop the upcoming T Rumpmageddon, but it might just slow it down enough to let amerikkka survive these traitorous arseholes.
Share and Enjoy! before Republicants make it illegal to criticize the gubmint…
So the Combover Caligula is going to start sending text messages to the whole nation when he illegally occupies the white House for the next four years. I sure hope they are one way texts for his sake, because if I get any more crap from the Republcant iceholes who are going to destroy this country I will be responding in an appropriate manner. As I’m guessing quite a few million of my countrymen will be doing as well.
These idiots deserve to be treated the way they have treated Barack Obama for his entire presidency – deny them any sort of legitimacy, oppose them at every step, and expose their traitorous actions to the amerikkkan people.
Thursday, 8 Conclusion 2016
I managed to catch last night’s episode of the Daily Show, and being similarly unimpressed with the institution of marriage, I would like to suggest the following phrase when discussing marriage:
Marriage is an institution – and I have no desire to be institutionalized at any time.
My good friend Jack Cluth just barely missed being street pizza within the last 24 hours. As usual, through a lot of luck and some impeccable timing one human being made it and another is taking the big dirt nap.
Having seen death real up close and personal when my roommate died a few years ago, I can personally attest to just being close to such an event is extremely unsettling.
Hope things work out okay, Jack. Count those lucky stars and hope you have more of them tucked in your back pocket for the next time…