Why I Will Never Become The Attorney General Of The United States

Fryday, 4 Shivring 2015

…explained in one simple question and answer:

Senator John Cornyn, (R-eligiously Insane): You’re not Eric Holder, are you?

Your Humble Narrator: You seriously can’t tell us apart? I had heard that some white folk can’t tell one darkie from another, but I was unaware that any of those people were currently members of the United States Senate.

Aaaaaand – confirmation denied!

Also, too: Yes, this was an actual question that was repeatedly asked by Republicant douchewads to the current nominee for the position of Attorney General of the United States.