It appears that the Pee Resident is becoming increasingly aware that it is going to be uuugely difficult to bs his way through this gig and that stacking the deck in his new corporate takeover venture isn’t quite as easy as bankrupting a casino, and that pounding his tiny fists on the Oval Office desk isn’t going to help the situation. So he’s taking on Vince McMahonGropenfuhrer Schwarzengrabber and his abysmal teevee ratings. Hey, sub-Rosa – there are probably a lot of people out there who are boycotting Celebrity Apprentice because the T Rumpfire is getting executive producer money for the show. Which points out once more to the studio audience that Lord Poutleroy’s tantrum is all about himself, that it’s his fault and his responsibility, and once again he is distracting amerikkkans and blaming others for his failures.
Then again it’s still the same old story – Republicant hypocrisy, projection, and implementation of their Reich wing agenda. Sometimes it’s the same Republicant iceholes who were originally doing this during the Chimperor’s reign – not to mention chief hypocrite Mitch McConnell* by name or anything like that – and can now gleefully ignore all that civility and politeness stuff that they’ve been paying lip service to all these years.
I frelling hate being fairly to annoyingly Cassandra-like in my situational analysis of the Hair Fuhror regime, especially considering how that particular legend played out and my recent friendly(?) fire incident with barry effing crimmins. And I am reminded of the words attributed to a thousands year old being in a legend of yore:
I am not altogether on anybody’s side, because no one is altogether on my side.
So I am trying to keep my powder dry and make sure I can do what little us citizens will be allowed to do during the HorrorClown junta’s reign. And making lots of snacks, adjusting my comfy chair, and watching, third-hand, all of the clusterCheneys that the Four Year Olds’ Reich go through as they implode. And trying to avoid using any powder if at all possible – especially if I can watch all those teabaggers engage in a circular firing squad – and make sure I stay out of the blast zone. You know that conservatives are actively using those liberal hunting licenses now, right?
Let’s be careful out there…
Share and Enjoy! before Republicants *make* it illegal to criticize the gubmint…
* – who continually forgets to mention that his wife is one of the people he wants to be able to install into a gubmint position with little to no vetting, and that this position on confirming people to gubmint positions is the exact opposite of his opinion on the subject when that socialist muslimoid commie pinko fag junkie B.Hussein Obama was president. Funny how that works…
Good! Every day that they shut down the government over this is another day that the Insane Horror Clown can’t do anything more to wreck amerikkka. And any Democrats out there should promise an equal reaction to any of Forrest Drumpf‘s initiatives. If they need Democrats to establish a quorum, then Democrats don’t show up. If they can be filibustered, they should be filibustered – just like Republicants have been doing to Obama and the Democrats for the last eight years. If Turtle Boy McChicken$hit needs help in the Senate with anything, throw him a frelling anchor.
It might not stop the upcoming T Rumpmageddon, but it might just slow it down enough to let amerikkka survive these traitorous arseholes.
So the Combover Caligula is going to start sending text messages to the whole nation when he illegally occupies the white House for the next four years. I sure hope they are one way texts for his sake, because if I get any more crap from the Republcant iceholes who are going to destroy this country I will be responding in an appropriate manner. As I’m guessing quite a few million of my countrymen will be doing as well.
These idiots deserve to be treated the way they have treated Barack Obama for his entire presidency – deny them any sort of legitimacy, oppose them at every step, and expose their traitorous actions to the amerikkkan people.
My good friend Jack Cluth just barely missed being street pizza within the last 24 hours. As usual, through a lot of luck and some impeccable timing one human being made it and another is taking the big dirt nap.
Having seen death real up close and personal when my roommate died a few years ago, I can personally attest to just being close to such an event is extremely unsettling.
Hope things work out okay, Jack. Count those lucky stars and hope you have more of them tucked in your back pocket for the next time…
Do you realize that the nomination of someone to head the Department of Health and Human Services who is determined to dismantle Social Security benefits (including Medicare) is ratcheting up the stress levels of a significant proportion of the amerikkkan people? If so, is it considered a design bonus or a design flaw? Or was it the whole point all along? Because, you know, end times and rapture and all, but also too mass hysteria and cats and dogs living together, and has this really been simulated and rehearsed enough?
So I hope it’s okay with Barry Effing @crimmins if I try and say something outside of the Twitter feed he thought it best to bully me off, but since this is my world that mothercheneying bully can quip about it all he wants and it won’t mean a frelling thing. As it usually doesn’t…
Anyways,… apparently Forrest Drumpf recently summoned the conservative mainstream media for a private off the record meeting. Hey, at least Darth Cheney waited until after stealing the election to summon the energy execs for his secret off the books cabal…
But I still haven’t seen anyone discuss, much less satisfactorily explain to me, something about this incident. Apparently Hair Fuhror started reaming the networks for their lies and that they should be ashamed of themselves. With a straight face. Apparently in complete ignorance of the irony of something like that coming from his vacuous pie hole.
What I don’t understand: the moment I heard any of this dren coming from the Mafia Owned Don I would have gathered my employees, told this pestilent pile of kimchi where he could stick his comments, leave one junior staff member to record the rest of his childish rant, tell him that this meeting is now on the record, and walked the frak out with the rest of my staff.
Am I missing something? Why did anyone put up with this kind of bullying from this megalomaniac? Why didn’t they call him out on this nonsense? Inquiring minds want to know…
Can’t even find the original tweet – something about there never being as many sore winners as there are right now – a mighty quip that Your Humble Narrator could never hope to aspire to emulating even if he had an infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters. From someone relatively well known on my followers list. That I have a ton of respect and admiration for from back in the BartCop days. Who has discussed how he has been abused by others.
Update 5 Conclusion 2016: Found the original tweet:
An orange terror ditto monkey has been electorated as pResident of these United states of Amerikkka*, and while I’m happy that stand-up philosophers will have lots of material for the next four years (at least) I now fear that Emperor Cartagia might make the profession a bit more risky. I’m also sad that the courts will be frelled for generations and prolly Mel Brooks (among others) will not live long enough to see a happy future for this country.
A couple of Republicants that I know personally will be in for a rude shock especially now that their support for T Rump made a crucial difference in the outcome and the joke is not even remotely close to amusing anymore.
And of course now everything here is in flux because when things get canceled and laws get rescinded there will be one more underemployed late 50’s white male hanging around, slowly starving, and unwillingly becoming part of the surplus population…
Share and Enjoy! – soon you may be legally required to do so if you are an amerikkkan citizen